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Cow Killers

Yesterday I made the mistake of locking myself out of my house. We had switched the door knobs on the house and it hadn’t occurred to me that I would need a new key before I locked the door. So after several minutes of trying to pick the lock with a bobby pin I realized

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Bed Bug Nostalgia

Bed bugs are nothing new. Humans have been finding creative ways to eradicate them for many years. One of these creative treatments brought about the nostalgic metal framed bed. The idea was to douse the frame with kerosene really well and then just set the whole thing on fire and let the little critters burn.

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Phone Trouble

It has come to our attention at Flatline Pest Control that Verizon tower has fallen, leaving our technicians without phone service. While Verizon is working to remedy the situation as soon as possible, if you have difficulty reaching us via phone please either message us through our website or Facebook or email. We will try

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Shoo Fly

Close your eyes. No really it’s ok, no one is watching, go ahead and close them. Now picture this: It’s summer, the weather is perfect, the sun is shining, birds are singing and your sitting on your front porch with a tall cool glass of whatever makes you happiest. You smile to yourself thinking, this

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